Christmas letter from days of Yore

ark now, Lords and Ladies …

As we recount the travails of the royal family's past year. The Wiser's took two separate trips to the neighboring land of Utah. They enjoyed seeing lots of family wondrous well. While there they witnessed the wedding of not one, but two family maiden's to foreign gentlemen. Huzzah! Amber and the poppets spent part of the summer reading about knights (thus spurring our Christmas letter theme), and then made our own castle. We completed our summer fun list excellently well and thus caroused the whole summer. Belike, the most wondrous news of the year is the arrival of the new prince. S'wounds!

New prince Colston-8 months old- in truth a cute babe, crawling, standing up in crib, lover of food, indeed a pleasant baby, 2 teeth, prattles da-da, verily smiley and happy, maidens have hair envy.
Court Jester Easton-2 yrs. old-uses privy (potty-trained), verily smart-likes to figure things out, training to fight R.O.U.S.’s, oft an entertainer with his words: "I love it," "Addie, it's not a joke," "that's cute," always has us laughing.
Lady in waiting Addie-4 yrs. old- preschool, loves her friends, prating with all, snuggles with the King and Queen, enjoys singing at church, verily the maiden is comely as a spring morn (cute girl).
Knight Camden-7yrs old- 2nd grade, training to fight dragons (playing flag football), learned to ride a bike and tie his shoes (first time he had lace-up shoes), lost first tooth, oft reading-read 120 books since start of school year.
Princess Kennedy-9 yrs. old- 4th grade, piano-preparing for first recital, soccer-oft times fastest on the field-scored 5 goals, loves reading mystery & horse books, good at Math, Nonpariel maid (pretty girl).
Queen Amber- ere this year had Prince Colston-S'wounds! Anon started running and training for RAGNAR-helped her become comely again, activity days leader, playing with poppets during summer, oft reading.
King Travis-loves his job, started coaching Cam's flag football team-enjoyed wondrous well, feels like he has earned multiple eagles-eagle scout coordinator-which is good because he never earned his own.

We pray thee, that during this wondrous season of goodwill, thou wilt remember our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ-the true meaning of the season.
Fare thee well!
The royal Wiser family